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- Previously on The Last Man on Earth...
- To Gordon.

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Gordon. Easy come, easy go.

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Todd, will you marry me?

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Phil. Phil. Oh, my God.

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I love you, bud.

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Captain Mike Miller, signing off.

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Air lock engaging.

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Oh, my God.

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Synced and Corrected by -robtor- 
www.addic7ed.com

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Hi.

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Hey, little guy.

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I'm Mike, Mike Miller.

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Okay, it-it says here

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it could be appendicitis,

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but it could be just gas.

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It isn't gas.

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Well, we need to do our due diligence here.

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Will you try to blow out a fart for me?

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Hey, bud, how about a real quick fart?

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Just anything you got.

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It isn't gas.

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Okay, you don't have to get upset.

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He's in pain.

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Well, I am just running
through the checklist here.

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I don't see any of you chuckleheads

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doing anything to help.

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Maybe we should get him
some flat ginger ale?

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Carol, come on, flat
ginger ale makes you fart?!

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We need to focus here.

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We're talking beans,
we're talking broccoli.

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Anything in the cabbage family.

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- Ginger ale sounds good.
- Uh, Carol,

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- what's the ETA on that ginger ale?
- Okay.

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Okay, should we elevate
his feet a little bit?

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- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- No!

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- Gail, what about aspirin?
- Uh, I-I don't know.

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- I don't know.
- Vicodin.

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- Vicodin?
- Oh, yeah, we've got Vicodin.

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- Vicodin!
- I have Vicodin in my room.

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- Ow.
- Here, take my hand, braheem.

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- Ow!
- Aah, nobody touch his hands!

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Gail, do something!

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I'm not a freakin' doctor!

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I am just a chef from
a three-star restaurant

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in Wilmington, North Carolina,

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so shut your friggin' cake holes!

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Suge, I am really gonna need
you to blow a fart out for me.

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Hey, uh, I don't know.

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Should we talk about the, uh,
you know, the proposal or... ?

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Uh, Todd, we have bigger fish to fry.

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Help me look for these pills.

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Yeah, I-I know, I just...

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I wanted to make sure you were okay.

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Why wouldn't I be?

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Just know I never meant to hurt you.

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Oh.

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So it's a no?

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Uh, y... you didn't hear?

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No, that... that's fine though.

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Um, yeah, uh, I just kind
of threw it out there.

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I was... I-I was expecting a no,

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so it's not a... real big deal.

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Either way.

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You sure?

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Totally.

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You're awesome.

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- You're awesome.
- Yeah, you are.

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Uh, go, go, go, go.

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Take these to Phil, I'll
keep looking for more.

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Okay.

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Okay, so the symptoms of appendicitis

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are lower right-side abdominal
pain, nausea, diarrhea,

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inability to pass gas, fever,

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a sense that you might feel better

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after passing stool.

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Do any of these apply to you?

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It's appendicitis.

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Okay, so what are our options?

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We really only have one.

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Somebody's got to take it out.

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What happens if we don't take it out?

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It says here, "Failure to
remove a ruptured appendix

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results in death," like, a
hundred percent of the time.

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I am not liking those odds, guys.

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Take it out.

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I guess this one falls
to our ersatz doctor.

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Gail, Gail, Gail, Gail.

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Stop it, Tandy, I'm not a doctor.

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And the Wright brothers weren't pilots

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until they got into that plane, you know?

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Gail, Gail.

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Gail, Gail, Gail...

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Gail.

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- Gail.
- Gail. Take it out, Gail.

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Ugh, go away.

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Doctor is not in.

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Gail.

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You have to do this.

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Erica, you know perfectly well

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that I never claimed to be a doctor.

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Yes, I'm good for a couple
of stitches or some basic CPR,

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but surgery?

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That is a giant hell to the no.

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Not happening.

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Unsubscribe.

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Phil's gonna die if we don't do something.

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Look, Erica, let's just face reality.

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No one here can fix him.

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We've all been through this before.

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We know the drill.

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Let's just give him some kick-ass drugs

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and send him off with a smile.

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Gail, he's the father of my child.

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I'll give it a shot.

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Thank you.

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Look, Gail, I know you're scared...

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I'm gonna do it, Tandy.

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And that's how you do that.

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Idiot.

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I can't believe I didn't see you.

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Right there under my nose,
and I just totally missed you.

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I just missed you.

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You were there all along.

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Hey.

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All right, we got to come
up with a name for you, huh?

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How about Wormsley? Wormifer?

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Dennis Rodman.

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You know?

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You get that reference?

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His nickname was "The Worm."

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Actually, I say we go
with something classic.

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Hey, bud.

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I brought you a card.

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Don't read it, it's for your 50th.

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Which is happening above
ground, you hear me?

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I'm gonna tuck it in here.

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Let's see how you're doing.

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Pulse feels good.

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Tandy, just let him rest.

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I will. But not in peace.

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But I need you to promise me

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that we are gonna sit
down and laugh about this

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when we are old and gray. Okay?

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Or when I'm gray and
when your pubes are gray.

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Don't worry, little guy.

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You'll meet your father.

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You son of a bitch appendix!

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Okay, we're gonna make
sure we get your sorry ass

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out of that body, okay?

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You hear me, you friggin' turd?!

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I'm so sorry you had to
hear that, sweet baby.

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Okay? But when you come out,
it's gonna be nice and smooth.

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Your dad will not be
dead, and you can quote

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Uncle Tandy on that.

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'Cause Uncle Tandy knows
something you don't know.

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And that's that you always bet on black.

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Props to my friend Wesley Snipes for that.

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- Get out of here, Tandy.
- Okay.

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- I'll go.
- Yeah.

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But I'm not saying good-bye.

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Okay, just grab

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anything and everything,

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'cause you never know what Gail might need.

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This day is a real stinkerooni.

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I don't want to say Phil ruined Christmas,

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but he might have ruined Christmas, and...

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Melissa, you missed the bag.

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Are you all right?

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- No.
- Oh, no.

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What is it? Come here. What is it?

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- Are you crying?
- Oh, God.

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No. I'm sorry.

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Goll almighty, get in here, lady.

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Oh.

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- I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry.

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Melissa, you're finally

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opening up, and I'm so proud of you.

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But I'm gonna need you to
shut it right back down, lady.

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Phil needs us.

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So just box that up,

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we'll go save his life,
and then we'll come back

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and dig into those delicious feelings.

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It's what I like to call
an emotional doggy bag.

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And they taste even better the next day.

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Okay.

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All right, let's go!

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Okay, it says here the initial
incision should be two inches,

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five millimeters deep.

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Damn it.

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It's okay. Your next patient.

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Do you, um,

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think you should go be with Melissa?

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No, I-I think we should focus on this.

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Unless you want me to leave.

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No.

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Please stay.

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Okay.

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Now we're cookin'.

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Okay. Now take the 6B clamps

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and open the incision.

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Damn it.

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All right. Toss me another
one of those hand pies, Todd.

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You got it.

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Oop, looks like someone,
uh, lost another pie-tient.

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Boom.

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But in all seriousness, Gail,

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is there anything I can do to help?

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There is one thing you
guys could get for me.

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All right. Well, let's just, uh,

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you know, open a drawer, pick a bod,

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and get the hell out of here.

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I think they're called lockers.

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Eh, I said that with such confidence.

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Honestly, I have no idea.

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No, no, no. That's fine.

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We'll just call 'em body lockers.

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We'll know what we're talking about, right?

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I was in a hip-hop dance group in college

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called the Body Lockers.

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Very funny, Todd.

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No, that's-that's true. I was.

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- Shut the front door. What?
- Yeah.

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We were good, too. Yeah.
We-we had some paid gigs.

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We did a show for State
Senator Tom Scofield.

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Scofield. No crap.

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- You know, we got to focus here.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Do a couple moves.

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Cool, all right. I have...

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Let's see, I'm a little rusty,

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but I think I can do a little...

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- You got it...
- What?

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- Give me... give me your flashlight.
- What? Yeah.

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Here, give me your
light, give me your light.

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Club atmosphere.

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I'm just trying to...

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Club atmosphere.

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... incorporate it into it, but, I guess...

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Oh!

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Rolling at the club. I think...

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Rolling at the club.

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Bottle full of bub.

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Nice!

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- Thanks, man.
- Hey!

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- Very good.
- Okay.

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- Let's focus up. Focus up.
- Yeah.

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Okay, let's open up James McMaster.

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Whew.

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James McMaster is more of
a skeleton than a cadaver.

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Cadaver? I hardly knew her.

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Boom.

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Not really the appropriate time for that.

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Okay.

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Okay, let's see what is under

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door number...

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Nope.

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Okay, God, that looks more
like my nana's junk drawer.

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No offense... Tawny Daniels.

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These poor bodies just did not keep.

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And Gail needs something she
can really practice on, you know?

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I think she needs a pancake
that's a little fresher

262
00:11:25,668 --> 00:11:27,668
off the griddle, if you
know what I'm saying.

263
00:11:27,704 --> 00:11:28,936
Tandy, you better not be thinking

264
00:11:28,971 --> 00:11:30,271
what I think you're thinking.

265
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,307
Sorry, Gordon.

266
00:11:43,259 --> 00:11:44,492
Ugh!

267
00:11:44,527 --> 00:11:46,928
Think I need some of that Clarice Starling

268
00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:48,896
under-the-nose
cream.

269
00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:52,400
Oh! Oh! I think I hit something.

270
00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:55,136
Oh, yeah, that feels like skull.

271
00:11:55,171 --> 00:11:56,771
Oh, yeah, and there's some neck

272
00:11:56,806 --> 00:11:57,905
and ribs.

273
00:11:57,941 --> 00:11:59,440
Don't worry, Gordon, I'm not gonna come

274
00:11:59,476 --> 00:12:01,042
anywhere near those balls.

275
00:12:01,077 --> 00:12:02,110
Hey, Todd, come on.

276
00:12:02,145 --> 00:12:04,112
I need your help, man. Get in here.

277
00:12:04,147 --> 00:12:05,780
You know, Tandy, I don't think I can, man.

278
00:12:05,815 --> 00:12:07,482
This isn't like the morgue.
I mean, I knew this guy.

279
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,250
This is Gordon, man.

280
00:12:09,285 --> 00:12:11,419
I know this is hard, but Gordon's dead,

281
00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:13,988
and there's nothing we can
do to bring him back to life.

282
00:12:14,023 --> 00:12:15,223
Okay.

283
00:12:15,258 --> 00:12:17,992
Yeah, get down here.

284
00:12:19,996 --> 00:12:21,896
Sorry, Tandy, I can't, man.

285
00:12:21,931 --> 00:12:23,097
Suck it up, Todd!

286
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,365
I can't, man!

287
00:12:24,401 --> 00:12:26,300
I'm spinning out!

288
00:12:26,336 --> 00:12:28,536
There's just all this stuff, you know?

289
00:12:28,571 --> 00:12:31,906
Break up with Melissa, Phil's getting sick,

290
00:12:31,941 --> 00:12:34,776
I'm having sex with Gail,
and now I'm digging up Gordon.

291
00:12:34,811 --> 00:12:36,010
I can't, man. I just can't.

292
00:12:36,045 --> 00:12:37,345
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up.

293
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,880
You're having sex with Gail?

294
00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:40,148
Yes.

295
00:12:40,183 --> 00:12:44,085
Three times. We did it once, and
then we did it two more times.

296
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,987
- Does Melissa know?
- Are you kidding me?!

297
00:12:46,022 --> 00:12:47,989
No!

298
00:12:48,024 --> 00:12:49,957
I went straight from
breaking up with Melissa

299
00:12:49,993 --> 00:12:51,359
to laying with Gail.

300
00:12:51,394 --> 00:12:54,162
And now I'm digging up her ex.

301
00:12:54,197 --> 00:12:56,431
Sorry, Gordo, man!

302
00:12:56,466 --> 00:12:58,399
I'm out of control, brother!

303
00:12:58,435 --> 00:13:01,002
You're having sex with Gail and Melissa?

304
00:13:01,037 --> 00:13:02,537
You dirty dog.

305
00:13:02,572 --> 00:13:04,205
Hey, up top, man.

306
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,807
You're missing the point, Tandy!

307
00:13:05,842 --> 00:13:08,443
This is the straw that
broke the camel's back!

308
00:13:08,478 --> 00:13:11,112
The camel is dead, and I ate it!

309
00:13:11,147 --> 00:13:12,413
Just like the bacon!

310
00:13:12,449 --> 00:13:13,881
- Todd! Todd!
- Which is another thing I did!

311
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,050
Todd! Get ahold of yourself, man!

312
00:13:16,085 --> 00:13:17,919
Hey, hey! Okay?

313
00:13:17,954 --> 00:13:18,953
- Are you finished?
- Yeah.

314
00:13:18,988 --> 00:13:20,555
'Cause there's a man up in that house

315
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,123
that needs our help right now.

316
00:13:22,158 --> 00:13:23,491
And if we don't focus,

317
00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:26,060
we're gonna be digging another
hole right next to this one.

318
00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:27,094
Okay?

319
00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:28,930
So shut your frickin' turd hole

320
00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:30,565
and grab your dead buddy's legs.

321
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,533
Come on! Okay.

322
00:13:40,276 --> 00:13:42,043
Oh, this frickin' reeks!

323
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,047
Take a shower, dude.

324
00:13:57,961 --> 00:13:59,894
Gail.

325
00:13:59,929 --> 00:14:04,031
Todd and I have something
that Todd wants to tell you.

326
00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:05,733
- I do?
- Yeah.

327
00:14:07,403 --> 00:14:11,372
Uh, there was kind of
a hiccup at the morgue,

328
00:14:11,407 --> 00:14:13,574
so we had to improvise.

329
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:14,509
Uh...

330
00:14:14,544 --> 00:14:16,611
the results of which

331
00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:20,281
might be slightly upsetting, but...

332
00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:21,582
What is that?

333
00:14:21,618 --> 00:14:24,018
Oh.

334
00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:26,454
Melissa and Carol found this for me.

335
00:14:26,489 --> 00:14:28,456
It's for surgery students.

336
00:14:28,491 --> 00:14:31,259
It's got, like, guts and skin

337
00:14:31,294 --> 00:14:34,195
and appendix... every-everything I need.

338
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:36,364
So you won't be needing a cadaver?

339
00:14:36,399 --> 00:14:38,099
Hardly knew her. Boom.

340
00:14:38,134 --> 00:14:39,333
Why, did you find one?

341
00:14:39,369 --> 00:14:41,335
No, we did... uh, no, we did not.

342
00:14:41,371 --> 00:14:42,670
Uh, not anywhere.

343
00:14:42,705 --> 00:14:45,106
Wait, what did you guys want to tell me?

344
00:14:45,141 --> 00:14:47,408
Uh, just that, you know, Todd, uh, was once

345
00:14:47,443 --> 00:14:50,611
in a hip-hop dance group
called The Body Lockers.

346
00:15:00,089 --> 00:15:01,355
Yeah.

347
00:15:01,391 --> 00:15:02,557
Why would that upset me?

348
00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:03,691
I think that's beautiful.

349
00:15:03,726 --> 00:15:05,426
- Oh.
- When I look at it this time,

350
00:15:05,461 --> 00:15:06,794
it doesn't upset me.

351
00:15:06,829 --> 00:15:08,329
It's like, I don't know
what I was thinking.

352
00:15:08,364 --> 00:15:09,997
- 'Cause it's great.
- Thanks, Tandy.

353
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,152
Hey.

354
00:15:31,187 --> 00:15:32,320
Don't worry, okay?

355
00:15:32,355 --> 00:15:35,189
It's gonna work. Gail's been practicing.

356
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:42,196
I'm sorry for how things
went down between us.

357
00:15:42,231 --> 00:15:43,598
Don't apologize.

358
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:44,999
You didn't do anything wrong.

359
00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:47,635
You were just saying how you felt.

360
00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:50,371
Besides, we can talk about
all this when you're better.

361
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:53,307
When I'm better.

362
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,709
Hey, buddy.

363
00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:56,377
I found a medicine you can't buy.

364
00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:58,613
It's called laughter. Oh!

365
00:15:58,648 --> 00:16:02,450
JK.

366
00:16:02,485 --> 00:16:04,318
How's it looking, huh?

367
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,221
He's in a lot of pain, Tandy.

368
00:16:09,225 --> 00:16:11,459
Can you come here? I
want to ask you something.

369
00:16:11,494 --> 00:16:14,228
Sorry, I can't hear you.
Permission to buzz the tower?

370
00:16:14,263 --> 00:16:16,597
Can you get me some water?

371
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:20,368
You want me to be the father

372
00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:22,603
of your unborn child?

373
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:29,744
Can you get me some water?

374
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:32,480
Oh, water. Yes.

375
00:16:32,515 --> 00:16:36,017
That's what I thought you said.

376
00:16:36,052 --> 00:16:37,718
I will get the water.

377
00:16:37,754 --> 00:16:39,553
Yeah. Yeah.

378
00:16:39,589 --> 00:16:42,590
Wa...

379
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:45,626
Water coming up. Happy to...

380
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:49,597
Friggin' bag.

381
00:16:49,632 --> 00:16:53,200
Laughter.

382
00:16:53,236 --> 00:16:54,535
Oh, come on, you don't
think I've thought of this,

383
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:55,436
like, a million times?

384
00:16:55,471 --> 00:16:57,738
No, I-I'm...

385
00:16:57,774 --> 00:17:00,374
No, I'm telling you it's impossible, okay?

386
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,109
Yes, it is.

387
00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:05,312
Come on, there's no mission
control, there's no nothing.

388
00:17:05,348 --> 00:17:07,348
There's no way we can do it.

389
00:17:07,383 --> 00:17:09,717
It's impossible.

390
00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:11,619
You don't know

391
00:17:11,654 --> 00:17:13,654
what you're talking about.

392
00:17:13,690 --> 00:17:17,625
I know time is running out.

393
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,760
But I'm scared.

394
00:17:27,558 --> 00:17:28,558
_

395
00:17:34,544 --> 00:17:37,244
Oh, that don't look right.

396
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,647
Okay, back to the drawing board.

397
00:17:39,682 --> 00:17:42,783
Gail, we got to do this.

398
00:17:42,819 --> 00:17:45,519
Okay, I-I just need one more dry run.

399
00:17:45,555 --> 00:17:46,754
Just-just one sec.

400
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:48,622
No, it's got to be now, Gail.

401
00:17:48,658 --> 00:17:50,257
Okay, I'm... You know what, I'm gonna take

402
00:17:50,293 --> 00:17:53,227
a quick smoke break and then
we're gonna go right to it.

403
00:17:53,262 --> 00:17:54,762
Gail.

404
00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:56,297
Oh,

405
00:17:56,332 --> 00:17:58,399
Phil. Oh, my God.

406
00:17:58,434 --> 00:18:01,402
Oh, my God, Phil!

407
00:18:01,437 --> 00:18:03,471
Oh, farts.

408
00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:13,884
You ready, Phil?

409
00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:15,285
I'll take that as a yes.

410
00:18:15,321 --> 00:18:18,655
What do you say we take this
baby out on the open road, huh,

411
00:18:18,691 --> 00:18:20,991
and, uh, we'll see what she can do.

412
00:18:22,428 --> 00:18:25,062
Okay...

413
00:18:25,097 --> 00:18:26,230
here goes nothing.

414
00:18:27,633 --> 00:18:29,333
Separation sequence initiating.

415
00:18:29,368 --> 00:18:32,302
Okay, Todd, we're doing this.

416
00:18:32,338 --> 00:18:34,538
Phil, do you have enough pills

417
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:37,141
in you, honey? Are you feeling any pain?

418
00:18:37,176 --> 00:18:40,911
I want you to know I'm gonna
do the very best I can, okay?

419
00:18:40,946 --> 00:18:43,155
Although I am not a doctor...

420
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,256
I probably shouldn't say that.

421
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,858
It's okay.

422
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:56,735
Okay.

423
00:18:58,339 --> 00:19:00,272
Here we go.

424
00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:06,211
Oh, I can't.

425
00:19:06,247 --> 00:19:07,713
- I...
- Gail.

426
00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:14,052
Just like we practiced, okay?

427
00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:16,054
Okay.

428
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,130
Okay, hand me the clampy thing.

429
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,799
Okay. No, no, the, the, bigger one.

430
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:27,900
Okay. Yeah.

431
00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:31,303
Okay.

432
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:35,908
- I found it.
- Found it? Yeah?

433
00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:38,043
- I think I feel it. Okay.
- Oh, good. Okay.

434
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:39,244
Hard to see.

435
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,013
- We just got to cut it out.
- Yeah.

436
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:45,217
- Does that look right?
- It looks great. You got it.

437
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,886
No, no, no, something's wrong,

438
00:19:47,922 --> 00:19:49,421
it's filling up with blood.

439
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,656
- What do you want
to do? - I-I-I...

440
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:51,824
- What do you...
- Just get the suction thing!

441
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:53,559
- What? What? Uh...
- The suction thing.

442
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,332
- Gail, his BP's dropping.
- Come on! Come on.

443
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,700
It's dropping.

444
00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:03,268
It's just... I can't see anything.

445
00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:04,236
We gotta... I know, Gail.

446
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,439
Hey, buddy, I'm not gonna lie to you.

447
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,274
It's not looking good.

448
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,276
If we don't make it,

449
00:20:11,312 --> 00:20:13,178
I'll see you in the next life, okay?

450
00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:15,547
- His BP, it's dropping, it's dropping. That's not good.
- What?

451
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,115
- Here. Should I grab some towels?
- Oh, God. What-what do I do?

452
00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:18,317
I don't know.

453
00:20:18,352 --> 00:20:21,486
It's breaking up! It's breaking up!

454
00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:23,488
- I'm just gonna pack it.
- It's filling up with blood

455
00:20:23,524 --> 00:20:25,190
- as fast as I can do it!
- I know. I know.

456
00:20:25,226 --> 00:20:26,992
- Suction, suction!
- Yeah! Okay!

457
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:32,264
Look, it won't stop bleeding!

458
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,599
Come on, Todd, damn it!

459
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:34,833
I'm trying to stop it! I can't, Gail!

460
00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:36,168
- What do we do?
- I don't know!

461
00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:39,972
Come on, buddy, don't do this!

462
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,942
This isn't right! Oh, my God.

463
00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:58,090
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